Question: Where can you buy an Ape?

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Answer: In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a monster sale!
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
Question: Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?

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Answer: Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep!






