I remember my 8 year old niece told me a joke about a mouse. She asked me, "What do you call a big mouse?" I answered a large mouse. But she said I was wrong. She said, "a big mouse is called enorMOUSE."
It's 1 in the morning and I had nothing to do, I decided to look for some jokes so I have something to share with my niece. And I found these:Question: Where can you buy an Ape?
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Answer: In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a monster sale!
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
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Question: Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?
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Answer: Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep!
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